Remember how I visited my great aunt last week and she hadn’t put on her lipstick and I went straight to my grandmother’s funeral?
Well I skipped the part where I showed my aunt photos from our trip to Spain.
So I showed her this photo.
And we had this conversation:
Helen: What’s that?
Me: A cork tree.
Helen: What?! Like corks for bottles?
Me: I know!
Helen: I always thought they made cork! It comes from trees?
Me: Just when you think there is nothing new to be learned.
Helen: I learned something new today. It’s mind boggling.
Me: Mind bottling.
Helen: I heard you.