Because I embrace diverse points of view, I am always interested in the brutally reductionist perspective
Me: Uh oh. The white part of this dress is somewhat transparent.
Me: The underwear I have on are blue with white flowers. They will show through.
Which – he has a point. I am pretty sure nobody will be looking at my butt, but I am vain enough that I do not want to commit a fashion faux pas.
Me: And these white underwear have a dark band. Who thought that was a good idea?
Marido: Maybe the band lines up with one of the navy stripes.